All the Dirty PartsTitle: All the Dirty Parts

Author: Daniel Handler

Pages: 144 Pages

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

The Blurb

From bestselling, award-winning author Daniel Handler (aka Lemony Snicket), a gutsy, exciting novel that looks honestly at the erotic impulses of an all-too-typical young man.

Cole is a boy in high school. He runs cross country, he sketches, he jokes around with friends. But none of this quite matters next to the allure of sex. “Let me put it this way,” he says. “Draw a number line, with zero is you never think about sex and ten is, it’s all you think about, and while you are drawing the line, I am thinking about sex.”

Cole fantasizes about whomever he’s looking at. He consumes and shares pornography. And he sleeps with a lot of girls, which is beginning to earn him a not-quite-savory reputation around school. This leaves him adrift with only his best friend for company, and then something startling starts to happen between them that might be what he’s been after all this time-and then he meets Grisaille.

All The Dirty Parts is an unblinking take on teenage desire in a culture of unrelenting explicitness and shunted communication, where sex feels like love, but no one knows what love feels like. With short chapters in the style of Jenny Offill or Mary Robison, Daniel Handler gives us a tender, brutal, funny, intoxicating portrait of an age when the lens of sex tilts the world. “There are love stories galore,” Cole tells us, “This isn’t that. The story I’m typing is all the dirty parts.”

The Review

Daniel Handler’s new release, All the Dirty Parts, is an entertaining story and a stark insight into the inner workings of a teenage boys mind.

The story follows Cole, a bit of a player, likes the sex but doesn’t deal with the emotional consequences for his conquests. His main goal is to score. That is until he meets his match in Grisaille.

It is through Grisaille that Cole finally gets his emotional comeuppance. Finally he gets a taste of his own medicine.

So imagine The Inbetweeners with less humour and you have All the Dirty Parts. That sounds a bit harsh but there really wasn’t much humour in the story and maybe it took itself too seriously.

All the Dirty Parts by Daniel Handler is available now.

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2 Stars

Title: Paradise City

Author: Elizabeth Day

Pages: 354 Pages

Publisher: Bloomsbury

The Blurb

Beatrice Kizza, a woman fleeing a homeland that condemned her for daring to love, has come to London. There, she shields her sorrow from the indifference of her adopted city, and navigate a night-time world of shift-work and bedsits.

Howard Pink, is a self-made millionaire who has risen from Petticoat Lane to the mansions of Kensington on a tide of determination and bluster. Yet self-doubt still snaps at his heels and his life is shadowed by the terrible loss that has shaken him to his foundations.

Carol Hetherington, recently widowed, is living the quiet life in Wandsworth with her cat and The Jeremy Kyle Show for company. As she frets over her daughter’s prospects and tries to come to terms with the absence her husband has left on the other side of the bed, she wonders if she’ll ever be happy again.

Emse Reade, is a young journalist learning to muck-rake and doorstep in pursuit of the elusive scoop, even as she longs to find some greater meaning and leave her imprint on the world.

Four strangers, each inhabitants of the same city, where the gulf between those who have too much and those who will never have enough is impossibly vast. But when the glass that separates Howard’s and Beatrice’s worlds is shattered by an inexcusable act, they discover that the capital has connected them in ways they could never have imagined.

The Review

I am a sucker for a beautiful cover and when I saw the cover for Paradise City I wanted to buy it and much like most of my book purchases I put it on the bookshelf (where admittedly it did look pretty) where it festered for a year and a half. I recently picked it up and was thoroughly transported into modern day London and surrounded by scandal.

If I am totally honest it did take me a few chapters to really get into Paradise City. I wasn’t instantly enamoured but the more I read on the more intrigued I became about the lives of these four characters and what I really enjoyed was watching and waiting to see how their lives interwove and interlocked.

When all that became a bit clearer I did genuinely find it hard to put down.

Paradise City is a really good mystery set amongst modern day people dealing with contentious issues in the nation’s capital. It definitely justifies my book buying investment.

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35 Stars

OneTitle: One

Author: Sarah Crossan

Pages: 430 Pages

Publisher: Bloomsbury

The Blurb

Grace and Tippi are twins ? conjoined twins.

And their lives are about to change.

No longer able to afford homeschooling, they must venture into the world? A world of stares, sneers and cruelty. Will they find more than that at school? Can they find real friends? And what about love?

But what neither Grace or Tippi realises is that a heart-wrenching decision lies ahead. A decision that could tear them apart. One that will change their lives even more than they ever imagined?

From Carnegie Medal shortlisted author Sarah Crossan, this moving and beautifully crafted novel about identity, sisterhood and love ultimately asks one question: what does it mean to want and have a soulmate? Shortlisted for The CILIP Carnegie Medal in 2016

The Review

I bought One by Sarah Crossan a while ago. I had every intention of reading it and then I didn’t. I heard mixed reviews and it lay stagnant on my kindle since October 2015. Then I saw a physical copy in the library in the school in which I work. Again, I pushed it to the side. Then I spoke to a friend whose judgement on books I trust implicitly (Clare over at A Book and Tea) and she, like myself was initially put off the poetry format as it sounded like it might e a challenging read. However, my intrigue had been piqued so I picked it up.

I devoured it.

One is a challenging story both in context and form – the story is told entirely in open verse poetry; however, it is a really easy read. It is a book that I found very difficult to put down.

One is a story of conjoined twins Tippi and Grace and their journey from being homeschooled to having to face the horrors of a normal high school and the cruelty from others that they are greeted with by the outside world.

Historically, conjoined twins have caused media sensation; they have been leered at and made to feel like entertainment for the masses. Sarah Crossan has not approached this subject in a negative way what so ever. She has handled it with sensitivity, maturity and pure emotion.

I always think that it must be ever so hard for writers to put themselves in a position that they have never been in. Essentially though, that is there job and when it is done well it can bring a whole new world to someone who hasn’t been farther than their own front gate. I think that Crossan has managed to do this with One. The fact that One is YA/Children’s literature makes this an important book. It is a book that can help change opinions and halt continuing prejudices. One is a book that highlights differences in a truly positive way.

It is a heartbreaking tale of desperately wanting to be “normal” in a society where every difference makes you a target.

One had be gasping for breath with tears and has blown my mind by presenting me with a world that I knew little to nothing about. Sarah Crossan thoroughly deserves every accolade and award given to this book.

One by Sarah Crossan is available now.

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5 Stars


The Blurb

Beautiful, flaxen-haired Buttercup has fallen for Westley, the farm boy, and when he departs to make his fortune, she vows never to love another. So when she hears that his ship has been captured by the Dread Pirate Roberts – who never leaves survivors – her heart is broken. But her charms draw the attention of the relentless Prince Humperdinck who wants a wife and will go to any lengths to have Buttercup. So starts a fairytale like no other, of fencing, fighting, torture, poison, true love, hate, revenge, giants, hunters, bad men, good men, beautifulest ladies, snakes, spiders, beasts, chases, escapes, lies, truths, passion and miracles.

The Review

I bought the book The Princess Bride in 2013. It was on offer; a daily deal on the kindle. I hadn’t heard much about it but people often mentioned it in passing so I thought I would give it a go. Then I promptly forgot about it. However, this year, those few mentions grew and grew. They mentioned it in The Big Bang Theory; it was mentioned in the date movie What If?; and finally a friend whom I have a lot in common with quoted it to me. This isn’t unusual. This friend and I have such a similar taste in movies and books that she was fully expecting me to bounce back with a similar quote. When I looked at her with a completely non-plussed expression on my face she realised that I wasn’t who she thought I was. She urged me to watch the movie.

This is all well and good but since I am a stickler for doing things the correct way round I had to read the book first. I searched the annals of my Kindle archive and found The Princess Bride. I read it and here is what I thought.

It was brilliant. It is so funny, intriguing, adventurous and just a jolly good romp. I fell in love with each of the character. I wanted Westley to come back victorious and win Buttercup’s heart all over again. I desperately wanted Inigo Montoya to avenge his father’s death. I got far too involved with the plot. Subsequently, I have bought the movie and with a 97% rating on Rotten Tomatoes I’m pretty sure I will love that too.

Give The Princess Bride a read. It is a hearty swashbuckling adventure that you are sure to enjoy.

The Princess Bride by William Goldman is available now.

Title: Hansel and Gretel

Author: Neil Gaiman

Pages: 49 pages

The Blurb

This all happened a long time ago, in your grandmother’s time, or in her grandfather’s. A long time ago. Back then, we all lived on the edge of a great forest.

The Review

Neil Gaiman is one of those authors whose work I know for definite that I do not appreciate enough. Having dipped my tentative toes into his short stories, his novels for children and young adults and also his texts for older audiences and I have never been anything but impressed with Gaiman’s style and readability. He manages to evoke atmosphere and forces you to become lost in his story. It is this very reason why I was curious to read his version of the classic fairy tale, Hansel and Gretel.

The story hadn’t changed much from the one I knew as a child. In fact I would struggle to recall any differences, however, it was fun to refresh my memory of the fairy tale and also to look at the spooky images that accompanied the story – provided by the hand of Lorezo Mattotti.

Hansel and Gretel is a classic fairy tale that Gaiman and Mattotti have brought to life once again. It is a lovely (and quick) read and should be added to all children’s bookshelves.

Hansel and Gretel by Neil Gaiman is available now.

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