Synopsis

I Don’t Care About Your Band (or to give the book its full title – I  Don’t Care About Your Band: What I Learned from Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Felons, Faux Sensitive Hipsters, and Other Guys I’ve Dated) is a collection of stories chronicling Julie Klausner’s often tragic yet extremely witty dating history.

Review

I Don’t Care About Your Band was another book I bought based on the cover. I thought it looked quirky. And I will admit – although blaming it on being British – I really had no idea who Julie Klausner was or is. However, I picked up her book in hopes of being entertained for 250+ pages.

And for the most part, I was.

I Don’t Care About Your Band has a very relatable feel to it. Whilst you may not know exactly what Klausner went through it does make you look back at your own dating history and realise that yes, you too had gone out with some dodgy dudes.

Klauser’s delivery of these stories is self-deprecating but not to the point that you feel sorry for her, in fact I don’t think that was Klausner’s intention when she wrote this book. I did worry when I first started reading it that it would be a very self indulgent tale (something I have found with other memoirs that I have read) but Klausner’s book was more like a How to guide…no a Who to guide as in Who to avoid when dating. It was genuinely funny.

The one downside for me – and again, I blame my Britishness – is that some of the references were a little lost on me. The book does heavily feature pop culture references, most of which are American so I fumbled along with the ones that I didn’t quite get. This didn’t detract from the entertaining qualities of I Don’t Care About Your Band.

I  Don’t Care About Your Band: What I Learned from Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Felons, Faux Sensitive Hipsters, and Other Guys I’ve Dated by Julie Klausner is available now.

You can follow Julie Klausner (@JulieKlausner) on Twitter

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Ok bloglets,

Welcome to 2015. It is January or as I am calling it – BANUARY.

Why? You may be asking. Well let me tell you. I am not a fan of January because I am always broke. I don’t mean like no money – I mean like NO MONEY. Therefore I am banning myself from buying books.

This self imposed ban will kill me. I am going cold turkey.

If you wish to join me in this challenge then please keep me updated on your progress.

I plan on keeping you posted in my weekly TBR pile updates.

Keep your money in your wallets people.

The Rules:

1)      Books can be bought as a gift for other people.

2)      You can buy a book if it is fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.

3)      Review books can be requested

Yours, with love and book buying cravings,

L x x

 

 

Hello lovely book people,

Firstly, I hope you are all having a great New Years Eve. I am spending mine with my lovely boyfriend in London watching some fancy fireworks from our hotel on the Thames – fancy schmancy. Yep I got myself a good one.

Anywho, back to some book business – I think we should all celebrate how great this year has been for books. I have read some phenomenal releases this year and I have thoroughly enjoyed it.

I originally set myself a target of reading 52 books this year. I admit it was a conservative number for me but I wanted to take it easy. Little did I know I would get sick and bedridden in February and be signed off work until September. So, yep I read a lot more than I thought I would. Here are my vital statistics:

Book Target: 52 Books

Books Read: 179 Books

Pages Read: 46662 pages

Percentage Rate: 344%

Yep, I even admit I am a little proud of myself based on these stats.

So here are the books that I read this year

1)            Born Weird by Andrew Kaufman

2)            Bonjour Tristesse by Francoise Sagan

3)            The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse by Robert Rankin

4)            The Basketball Diaries by Jim Carroll

5)            White Boots & Miniskirts by Jacky Hyams

6)            The Mystery of Mercy Close by Marian Keyes

7)            The Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman

8)            Picture Me Gone by Meg Rosoff

9)            The Prince of Mist by Carlos Ruiz Zafon

10)          Do You Remember? by Mandy Baggot

11)          Anthem for Jackson Dawes by Celia Bryce

12)          I Heart Paris by Lindsey Kelk

13)          Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons

14)          The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

15)          The Shock of the Fall by Nathan Filier

16)          Falling For Gatsby by Claire Dyer

17)          Rules for Dating a Romantic Hero by Harriet Evans

18)          Just One Day by Gayle Forman

19)          Hopelessly Devoted to Holden Finn by Tilly Tennant

20)          Love Letters of Great Women by Ursula Doyle

21)          A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

22)          Gangsta Granny by David Walliams

23)          The Railway Children by E Nesbit

24)          The Commitments by Roddy Doyle

25)          A Long Way Down by Nick Hornby

26)          Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris

27)          The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern

28)          A Game of Thrones: A Song of Ice and Fire by George R R Martin

29)          The Colour Purple by Alice Walker

30)          The Novel Cure: From Abandonment to Zestlessness: 751Books to Cure What Ails You by Ella Berthoud

31)          Mistakes in the Background by Lauren Dockrill

32)          The Geography of You and Me by Jennifer E Smith

33)          Sense and Sensibility by Joanna Trollope

34)          Autobiography by Morrissey

35)          A Hundred Pieces of Me by Lucy Dillon

36)          Thank You for the Days: A Boy’s Own Adventures in Radio and Beyond by Mark Radcliffe

37)          This Old Thing: Fall in Love with Vintage Clothes by Dawn O’Porter

38)          The Long Way Home (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 8, Vol. 1) by Joss Whedon

39)          That Part Was True by Deborah McKinlay

40)          Beatrix Potter Illustrated Collection by Beatrix Potter

41)          Talking to Girls About Duran Duran: One Young Man’s Quest for True Love and a Cooler Haircut by Rob Sheffiield

42)          A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire) by George R R Martin

43)          Hook, Line and Singer by Cerys Matthew

44)          Juliet, Naked by Nick Hornby

45)          Songbook by Nick Hornby

46)          Ten Thousand Saints by Eleanor Henderson

47)          Amy, 27: Amy Winehouse and the 27 Club by Howard Sounes

48)          The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P. by Adelle Waldman

49)          You’re the One That I Want by Giovanna Fletcher

50)          Hungry, the Stars, and Everything by Emma Jane Unsworth

51)          Forever by Judy Blume

52)          I Murdered my Library by Linda Grant

53)          Here Come the Boys by Milly Johnson

54)          Why We Broke Up by Daniel Handler

55)          The Vintage Summer Wedding by Jenny Oliver

56)          Jumping in Puddles by Kerry Parkinson

57)          The Year of Reading Dangerously: How Fifty Great Books Saved My Life by Andy Miller

58)          The Lemon Grove by Helen Walsh

59)          The Good Luck of Right Now by Matthew Quick

60)          The Wrong Knickers: A Decade of Chaos by Bryony Gordon

61)          A Storm of Swords: Steel and Snow (A Song of Ice and Fire) by George R R Martin

62)          The Memory Book by Rowan Coleman

63)          After I Left You by Alison Mercer

64)          The Bookshop on the Corner by Rebecca Raisin

65)          Never Google Heartbreak by Emma Garcia

66)          Animals by Emma Jane Unsworth

67)          The Stonehenge Letters by Harry Karliinsky

68)          Since Forever Ago by Olivia Besse

69)          The Briefcase by Hiromi Kawakami

70)          My Salinger Year by Joanna Rakoff

71)          Stuff I’ve Been Reading by Nick Hornby

72)          The Miniaturist by Jessie Burton

73)          Liberty Silk by Kate Beaufoy

74)          The Awakening of Miss Prim: A Novel by Natalia Sanmartin Fenollera

75)          How We Deal With Gravity by Ginger Scott

76)          Yes, Chef! by Lisa Joy

77)          First Tango in Paris by Shelley Thrasher

78)          A Man Called Ove by Fredrik Backman

79)          Thirst by Kerry Hudson

80)          Let’s Get Lost by Adi Alsaid

81)          What Happens to Men When They Move to Manhattan? by Jill Knapp

82)          Before You by Amber Hart

83)          Since You’ve Been Gone by Anouska Knight

84)          The Opposite of Loneliness: Essays and Stories by Marina Keegan

85)          What Would Mary Berry Do? by Claire Sandy

86)          The Library of Unrequited Love by Sophie Divvy

87)          The Duff: Designated Ugly Fat Friend by Kody Keplinger

88)          The Atlas of Us by Tracy Buchanan

89)          Paper Swans by Jessica Thompson

90)          Between the Lives by Jessica Shirvington

91)          What Might Have Been by Matt Dunn

92)          Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins

93)          Labyrinth: A Novel Based on the Jim Henson Film by A C H Smith

94)          Lola and the Boy Next Door by Stephanie Perkins

95)          A Song for Issy Bradley: A Novel by Carys Bray

96)          To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before by Jenny Han

97)          Your Beautiful Lies by Louise Douglas

98)          One Kick by Chelsea Cain

99)          Orange is the New Black by Piper Kerman

100)       Necrophilia Variations by Supervert

101)       Boy21 by Matthew Quick

102)       The Mysterious Affair at Castaway House by Stephanie Lam

103)       Chelsea Bird by Virginia Ironside

104)       The History of Rock ‘n’ Roll in Ten Songs by Greil Marcus

105)       These Days are Ours by Michelle Haimoff

106)       An Abundance of Katherines by John Green

107)       The Wedding Speech by Isabelle Broom

108)       Station Eleven by Emily St John Mandel

109)       Poppy Does Paris (Girls on Tour Book 1) by Nicola Doherty

110)       Revenge of the Witch by Joseph Delany

111)       Playing With Matches by Suri Rosen

112)       My Other Ex: Women’s True Stories of Losing and Leaving Friends by Jessica Smock

113)       Twitter Girl by Nic Tatano

114)       Lily Does L.A. (Girls on Tour Book 2) by Nicola Doherty

115)       Who is Tom Ditto? by Danny Wallace

116)       Liar and Spy by Rebecca Stead

117)       Michael Jackson’s Dangerous by Susan Fast

118)       Revelation Space by Alastair Reynolds

119)       The Snow Globe by Kristin Harmel

120)       The Supreme Macaroni Company by Adriana Trigliani

121)       1,411 QI Facts to Knock You Sideways by John Lloyd

122)       Confessions of a City Girl: Los Angeles by Juliette Sobanet

123)       A Song for Ella Grey by David Almond

124)       A Christmas to Remember by Jenny Hale

125)       Fat Chance by Nick Spalding

126)       Zenith Hotel by Oscar Coop Thane

127)       Us by David Nicholls

128)       Snow Angels, Secrets and Christmas Cake by Sue Watson

129)       Arms Wide Open by Juli Caldwell

130)       From Notting Hill with Love…Actually by Ali McNamara

131)       The Wives of Beverly Row 1: Lust Has a New Address by Abby Wallace

132)       From Notting Hill to New York…Actually by Ali McNamara

133)       Belzhar by Meg Wolitzer

134)       How to Lose a Girl in 10 Ways: Words from a Wonderful Woeful Womaniser by Sean Smithson

135)       The Great Christmas Knit Off by Alexandra Brown

136)       If I Knew You Were Going to Be This Beautiful I Never Would Have Let You Go by Judy Chicurel

137)       I Will Marry George Clooney by Tracy Bloom

138)       A Place for Us Part One by Harriet Evans

139)       Moone Boy by Chris O’Dowd

140)       A Beginner’s Guide to Christmas by Jennifer Joyce

141)       It’s Not Me, It’s You by Mhairi McFarlane

142)       It Must Have Been the Mistletoe by Judy Astley

143)       Christmas with Billy and Me by Giovanna Fletcher

144)       A Place for Us Part Two by Harriet Evans

145)       The Kiss Before Midnight by Stephanie Pembroke

146)       A Place for Us Part Three by Harriet Evans

147)       Secret Santa by Scarlett Bailey

148)       Say It With Sequins: The Complete Series by Georgia Hill

149)       A Place for Us Part Four by Harriet Evans

150)       Zoey and The Nice Guy by Carter Ashley

151)       Not That Kind of Girl: A Young Woman Tells You What She’s “Learned” by Lena Dunham

152)       In Bloom by Matthew Crow

153)       Waiting for Doggo by Mark B Mills

154)       Skating at Somerset House by Nikki Moore

155)       Yours for Eternity: A Love Story on Death Row by Damien Echols

156)       Losing Heart by Donna Brown

157)       Cold Comfort Farm by Debbie Johnson

158)       The Shape of Shit to Come by Steve Lowe

159)       It Happened on Broadway: An Oral History of the Great White Way by Myrna Katz Fromer

160)       Half Bad by Sally Green

161)       Half Lies by Sally Green

162)       Melt by Selene Castrovilla

163)       Hazel by Julie Hearn

164)       Christmas at Thornton Hall by Lynn Marie Hulsman

165)       Girl Online by Zoe Sugg

166)       This Is Your Afterlife by Vanessa Barneveld

167)       A New York Christmas by Melissa Hill

168)       Strange Girls and Ordinary Women by Morgan McCarthy

169)       Ticker by Lisa Mantchev

170)       Maggie Does Meribel (Girls on Tour Book 3) by Nicola Doherty

171)       Trouble by Non Pratt

172)       Jessie Hearts NYC by Keris Stainton

173)       A Christmas Feast and Other Stories by Katie Fforde

174)       The Last Virgin Alive by Stephanie Crosby

175)       We Should Hang Out Sometime: Embarrassingly, a true story by Josh Sundquist

176)       Dorothy Must Die by Danielle Paige

177)       There’s No Place Like Oz by Danielle Paige

178)      The Last Days of Rabbit Hayes by Anna McPartlin

179)      I Don’t Care About Your Band by Julie Klausner

Synopsis

When a Tornado sweeps across Amy’s hometown, the trailer in which she lives with her mother and pet rat is swept up and lands Amy in Oz. Yes, that Oz. Amy swiftly learns that the Oz that we have read about in the classic stories is not all what it seems. Now ruled under a reign of terror at the hands of Dorothy, Amy has to try her hardest to stay alive.

Review

The Wizard of Oz has always been one of my favourite stories. More so due to the movie rather than the books (although I do plan to read the whole series of Wizard of Oz books in 2015) however, I cannot seem to warm to any of the literature that has been created in light of the original story.

Well, actually that is a lie. I bloody love Wicked The Musical. The book Wicked didn’t do it for me though. Dorothy Must Die is an extremely clever concept. The idea that Dorothy had turned evil and changed Oz for the worse is so clever. It usurps everything that we know about Oz and our beloved characters and the way Paige tells the story it seems almost plausible that Dorothy would be angry at another girl arriving in Oz by tornado; sheesh, get your own entrance!

There are interesting twists on characters and a few third act surprises that do keep you on your toes. However, I did find that there was far too much exposition and not a lot of action happening. I felt that the pace sometimes dragged.

Overall, Dorothy Must Die is a brave attempt to take on a classic story and for the most part Paige succeeds. With the subsequent sequels I do hope that a lot more action takes place.

Dorothy Must Die by Danielle Paige is available now.

You can follow Danielle Paige (@daniellempaige) on Twitter.Dorothy Must Die

Synopsis

Rabbit Hayes has beaten cancer before. All it took was a battle which resulted in chemotherapy, radiation and a mastectomy. So when her cancer came back she was determined to beat it again. However, when a stumble results in a broken leg Rabbit is told the devastating news that her cancer had advanced. She was at stage 4 metastatic cancer.

When Rabbit has only days left to live her family gather round to say goodbye.

Review

There have only ever been a handful of books that have broken me. The Last Days of Rabbit Hayes has successfully joined those ranks. Let me get this out of the way before I get into the nitty gritty of the review – this book is beautiful. It is a gorgeous (albeit devastating) story, it is written in the most engaging way and it is surprisingly uplifting. Anna McPartlin has hit a pitch perfect note with this novel.

The heart of this novel relies on the closeness of the Hayes family; each character adding to the dynamic of the novel. The anger and sadness and desperation felt by the cast of characters is almost palpable. Yet their humour makes the utter wretchedness of the situation almost bearable. It is the verisimilitude of this attitude that makes The Last Days of Rabbit Hayes all the more relatable – anyone who has ever dealt with serious sickness or chronic illness within their family will know that laughing is the only way to get through it.

One of the most difficult things about The Last Days of Rabbit Hayes is having the ability to put the book down. It is so beautifully written and heart warming; I was left with the horrid feeling of wanting to know what happened but not wanting the book to end because I knew what the inevitable ending would entail.

If you loved Jojo Moyes’ Me Before You, John Green’s The Fault in Our Stars and Nicholas Sparks’ A Walk to Remember (all of which made me cry) then The Last Days of Rabbit Hayes is the book for you. I cannot recommend it enough.

The Last Days of Rabbit Hayes by Anna McPartlin is available now.

You can follow Anna McPartlin (@annamcpartlin) on Twitter

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